"I was made for another planet altogether. I mistook the way."
- Simone de Beauvoir (via mirroir)
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if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via pizza)
The library at Sissinghurst castle, the delightful and exquisite home of Vita Sackville-West and her husband, Harold Nicolson.
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still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
i guess that explains why oliver wood loved quidditch so much
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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